That’s right kiddies – free money and free shit. No, it’s not a scam. While we despise being analytical in any form, besides how many Jager Bombs can be purchased with each plasma donation, here’s the deal:

We don’t want to spend money on silly little things Google… just a hunch, but they’re not going to catch on anyhow. So BSq just decided to let our fans (or stalkers) get the word out. How do we make fans out of people who don’t know us – easy – free stuff.

You fill out a form – see that square, light blue button over there on the right? Click that. And NO, we DO NOT sell your info – we may be assholes, but not double crossers. Now you may just get a little sumthin’ in the mail. Plus, there’s random giveaways of something extra special good. Check the latest BSq giveaway.

Okay, now onto the free money part…

Send us a random thought/rant or Hall of Stain writeup –  if we like it, we Paypal $16.17 to you – and we cover the fees. We can send you a paper check if you don’t have or cannot get access to Paypal, Mrs. Flintstone. We also pay you a bonus based on number of hits the story gets – so you can Facebook it, tell your Nana, whatever.

Send us a W.W.L.D. (What Would Leo Do) question, and if we use it we send you a coupon for a free BSq shirt product of your choice.

Send us a design idea (t-shirt, hat, mug, dildo, etc.) that we accept and we send you $100.

Although this isn’t as simple, but it’s not a bad kind of difficulty, unlike like the herpes conversation. Yeah, that’s a tough one.

This is less simple because it gets better… Once an accepted design idea goes live, you get paid – each month for a year. You get paid a buck a sale for the first 1,000. Plus you get a $100 bump at sales of 250, 500, 750, and 1,000. After that, no more buck-a-sale, it goes to asystem.

You ready to submit an idea? See that big brown button over there on the right? You may want to spend a moment with the BSq editorial suggestions. Have at it Shakespeares.